Integrating Hot Fuzz with Resident evil and Dragon heart

To integrate the stories of Hott Fuzz and Dragon heart all required is for evil chracter einon to leaern of the t virus of the umbrella corporation and have the labs of  the umbrella corporation located below the village the chracter from hot fuzz is required. also a time machine plot could be used  to get into the Just Visiting film starring Jean Reno and  be put innto a cup for  thibault to drink. and then the alien vs. predator films or aliens  films starring john hurt and signoury weaver could be used for resident evil or the aliens from that. then the concepts of dante's inferno. the film shaun of the dead satire like wise. could also gt into fantasy with ogres ,trolls and dragons running rampant in the country side.  a bunch of F.B.I. ogres eating those suspected of copyright infringement maybe. disguised ogres.